Posts Tagged ‘ARIES’

Horror-Scopes- Halloween Edition

Horror-Scopes- Halloween Edition

  Happy Halloween boils and ghouls, the Horror-Scopes has returned for another month of decadence.  Pain will not be a factor when you read these Horror-scopes, but be prepared to feel a kicking sensation in your stomach. If the kicking results in instantaneous death, please consult the editors of the paper.   Aquarius: January 20- […]